I glued my fingers together.

I glued my fingers together because I had to repair the Angel that I knocked off the patio table.

I glued my fingers together because I had to repair the Angel that I knocked off the patio table. I knocked the ceramic Angel off the table because I whipped the cat’s mat off its head as is my wont rather than gracefully take it off.

I glued my fingers together because I had to repair the Angel that I knocked off the patio table. I knocked the ceramic Angel off the table because I whipped the cat’s mat off its head as is my wont rather than gracefully take it off. I had the cat’s mat there to air-dry out because it had gotten wet from water draining from under the hot-water heater that had leaked water after it quit producing hot water.

I glued my fingers together because I had to repair the Angel that I knocked off the patio table. I knocked the ceramic Angel off the table because I whipped the cat’s mat off its head as is my wont rather than gracefully take it off. I had the cat’s mat there to air-dry out because it had gotten wet from water draining from under the hot-water heater that had leaked water after it quit producing hot water. It had quit producing hot water because it was old.

I glued my fingers together because I had to repair the Angel that I knocked off the patio table. I knocked the ceramic Angel off the table because I whipped the cat’s mat off its head as is my wont rather than gracefully take it off. I had the cat’s mat there to air-dry out because it had gotten wet from water draining from under the hot-water heater that had leaked water after it quit producing hot water. It had quit producing hot water because it was old. The people came and replaced the old hot-water heater with a new one that leaked.

I glued my fingers together because I had to repair the Angel that I knocked off the patio table. I knocked the ceramic Angel off the table because I whipped the cat’s mat off its head as is my wont rather than gracefully take it off. I had the cat’s mat there to air-dry out because it had gotten wet from water draining from under the hot-water heater that had leaked water after it quit producing hot water. It had quit producing hot water because it was old. The people came and replaced the old hot-water heater with a new one that leaked. It leaked because people didn’t put it back together right, so more people came and put it back together right maybe.

I glued my fingers together because I had to repair the Angel that I knocked off the patio table. I knocked the ceramic Angel off the table because I whipped the cat’s mat off its head as is my wont rather than gracefully take it off. I had the cat’s mat there to air-dry out because it had gotten wet from water draining from under the hot-water heater that had leaked water after it quit producing hot water. It had quit producing hot water because it was old. The people came and replaced the old hot-water heater with a new one that leaked. It leaked because people didn’t put it back together right, so more people came and put it back together right maybe. Because there wasn’t hot water there couldn’t be cold water either so I didn’t have water yesterday or the day before or the day before that at night.

I glued my fingers together because I had to repair the Angel that I knocked off the patio table. I knocked the ceramic Angel off the table because I whipped the cat’s mat off its head as is my wont rather than gracefully take it off. I had the cat’s mat there to air-dry out because it had gotten wet from water draining from under the hot-water heater that had leaked water after it quit producing hot water. It had quit producing hot water because it was old. The people came and replaced the old hot-water heater with a new one that leaked. It leaked because people didn’t put it back together right, so more people came and put it back together right maybe. Because there wasn’t hot water there couldn’t be cold water either so I didn’t have water yesterday or the day before or the day before that at night. I had water in cups and glasses saved to use and wiped up the water that had leaked but didn’t get it all I found out when I went to move the cat mat for the people who came to fix things.

Or you can just read from here:

I glued my fingers together because I had to repair the Angel that I knocked off the patio table. I knocked the ceramic Angel off the table because I whipped the cat’s mat off its head as is my wont rather than gracefully take it off. I had the cat’s mat there to air-dry out because it had gotten wet from water draining from under the hot-water heater that had leaked water after it quit producing hot water. It had quit producing hot water because it was old. The people came and replaced the old hot-water heater with a new one that leaked. It leaked because people didn’t put it back together right, so more people came and put it back together right maybe. Because there wasn’t hot water there couldn’t be cold water either so I didn’t have water yesterday or the day before or the day before that at night. I had water in cups and glasses saved to use and wiped up the water that had leaked but didn’t get it all I found out when I went to move the cat mat for the people who came to fix things. And so because I put the cat mat over the Angel’s head I glued my fingers together. There were midge larvae—brown fat worms inside the Angel’s head—because there was an opening in her neck which is not there now because it got glued shut. But that’s another story. And the midge larvae did not survive maybe which is a good thing as they bite and are mean. The Angel is back together— deformed though, as it is difficult to work with your fingers glued together.

Maybe there should be a picture here but I don’t have one. Maybe I’ll put two up tomorrow.