From a sampling of cat logic. Feel free to answer True or False.

Boston ferns are brought indoors.
Boston ferns shed a great deal.
Humans sweep up Boston-fern sheds.
Humans sweep Boston-fern sheds into neat little piles.
Cats jump into once neat little Boston-fern shed piles.
Therefore
Cats spread Boston-fern sheds more than Boston ferns shed.

And here is the author himself, quite noble and pleased with his abilities, Baby Z, aka Zooie Cat, or Zeus.